Happy Father’s Day!
Today we wanted to give a quick shoutout to all the dads, grandfathers and father figures.
Thanks for all you do. Whether you’re fixing things, carrying heavy stuff, teaching life lessons, or explaining for the 400th time that “we’re not paying to cool the whole neighborhood”… we appreciate you.
In honor of Father’s Day, here are a few fun dad stats:
🎁 Americans spend nearly $24 billion on Father’s Day each year and about $200 per person.
And just to keep things humble… Americans spend about $100 more per person on Mother’s Day.
Dad’s response?
“That’s okay. I didn’t need anything anyway.”
👔 Most popular gifts:
• Greeting cards
• Clothing
• Special outings
• Gift cards
• Personal care items
🍔 Favorite Father’s Day activities:
• Spending time with family (#1 by a mile)
• Going out to eat
• Backyard BBQs
• Sports, golf, fishing, and strategically timed naps
👶 Wild dad records:
• Oldest known father: reportedly 96 years old
• Most children fathered: believed to be hundreds (possibly over 800)
• One father reportedly lived long enough to have over 100 grandchildren and dozens of great-grandchildren
And now… the moment everyone has been waiting for…
Top 5 Dad Jokes
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up. - I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down. - What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory. - Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food… no atmosphere. - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. We hope your day includes good food, a little relaxation, and at least one joke that makes your kids roll their eyes.
(That’s how you know it was a successful Father’s Day.)
Have a great afternoon,
Joy, Jen, Kim, Kathy, Coloradas, Maxfield, Dr Shriner and Dr Ring
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